BOOK REVIEWS
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Absurdistan Overview
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Final Thoughts
Absurdistan reflection
And in the end....
This is the end...... my only friend the end.....
TEH ENDZORS
Did anyone notice...
...The massive numbers of references to 9/11? according to the book, Misha left the Mountain Jews on the night of september tenth, 2001, with the intent of arriving in New York by any means necessary. He could have been on the flight, or (really stretching it here) maybe he CAUSED 9/11 to distract authorities.
...That Timofey is over 60 and he still suffers so much at the hands of his employer?
...That absurdistan is a model for the failure of capitalism, which relies on at least one skill per country? (Australia has wool, We have technology, Arabia has oil, etc).
...The inside joke that no american could locate Absurdistan on a map?
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Post #5: Reflection
Blog Post 5: Overview
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Absurdistan Reflection
Monday, March 23, 2009
Week Five
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Post 4 question
Blog #4: If Julia Alvarez met Gary Shteyngart...
Anyone see any connection between professor Shteynfarb and author Gary Shteyngart? I've been mixing the two names up in every one of the last blogs I'm sure, sorry for that, but it's as if it's meant to happen. The professor is a character portrayed as the evil man who steals poor Misha's girlfriend, but it seems a satirist would have fun portraying himself as such. It helps that we know little to no credible information about the man. Hmm... I've intrigued myself. Comments much appreciated.
Question (this time not an accidental copy of Charlie's)
Question
Question
In Soviet Russia...
Post 3: Thought-Provoking Question
WWMD? ... k that was weak.
Blog Post 4: Question
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Post #4: Question
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thought-Provoking Question
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Week Four
For this week's blog you will post a thought-provoking question that does not have only one answer. Remember that you must make 10 comments this week, not 5. Please do not leave this until the last minute, you have the whole week to get it done.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Post 3: Figurative Language and Literary Elements
Literary techniques/ figurative language post
The far side of the world
Blog #3: Fill-In-The-Blank Imagery
More barren desert space in Absurdistan surrounded by far off oil drills.
The lack of landscape and excess of imagery on what actually exists truly makes Absurdistan the series of locations that it is. Misha gets off a plane in Absurdistan, immediately I picture heat. The kind of heat that only sun and little or no grass can bring. Like Las Vegas, the awkwardly placed and hyper-stimulating strip surrounded by unnoticeable strip malls for the locals in the first ring, residential districts of worn out southwestern style ramblers in the next tier, and finally, the distant wall-like stretch of desert that surrounds the completely libertarian and seemingly self-governed crater that houses our very own western city of lights, Las Vegas.
Absurdistan reminds me of this.
Yet, if Gary Shteyngart used that much imagery to describe Misha's place in the world at any given moment, not only would I have lost the book already but I'd be as over-stimulated while reading it as I was as a fifth grader gazing at the Las Vegas strip. By describing only those things that make an average American cringe (the tongue...the insect/iguana khui... his tree-trunk like father...the list goes on) the story is effective at bringing back the awkward post-soviet Russian feel so essential to Misha's character.
Possibly the best description of Misha yet was where he says "I'm an attractive kind of fat person..." and elaborates. Up until then, Misha was to me a disgusting creature living for nothing but food and sex. The sex was the puzzling thing to me... I hate to be the one to bring it up, but ew. Though Misha didn't rank astronomically higher on any desirability scale after his self critique, I was somewhat relieved. In addition to being less disgusted by the girls who do sleep with Misha, I was slightly happier with Misha's personality. It's as if he finally stands up for himself and admits he sees himself as deserving of something.
Way to go, Misha!
Post #3: Literary Elements
Absatirestan (Oh-ho-ho, eez fahnny 'cause eez trroo!)
I can personally account for his remarkable descriptions, as i believe most of the readers of this somewhat "dirty" book, due to lasting disturbing images brought on by reading the text of these pages.
yeah.
and i quote: "[something about looking at a green/blue colored bag between his legs] the infection set in the next day."
aaaah quit.
but not really, cuz its a sweet book.
The Language of Absurdistan
Figurative...?
Anyway, I do get the satire and the political jokes, but I don't see anything that requires very much thought. Well, anything above a basic "Oh.".
Literary Elements
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Blog Post 3: Satire
Friday, March 13, 2009
Figurative Language
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Week Three
This week's discussion will be on figurative language and literary elements in your book. Please find an example of these in your book and POST a 10-sentence comment on it. Don't forget to comment on 5 other posts on this blog. You have all week to complete this assignment, please don't wait until the last minute.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
The Motherland -- Strong Like Bull
i am rambling now and not making sense.
GOOD NIGHT.
AND GOOD CLUCK.
LIKE A CHICKEN.
MMMMM.
CHICKEN.
Absurdistan: Setting
Blog Post 2: Setting
Absurdistan both Name and Setting
Mother Russia
Dasvadania..isn't russian fun to say?
Blog #2: Welcome to Lovely Russia
The awkwardness of the fallen soviet empire is so prominent, it just happens to be one of the biggest reasons I haven't lost this fantastic book yet. Even from the first few pages, Misha talks about the skinny Russian boys with concave asses in skin tight calvin klein jeans. Sure the whole picture made me laugh, copycat Russian emo boys juxtaposed against old mosques and old women still wearing babushkas. In fact, the perfect word to describe this old world empire turned communist dictatorship turned post-communist dictatorship would seem to be awkward. The ghettos that Rouenna desperately wants to visit, still so far from Misha's exclusive spot on the social ladder, seemed closer to the real America where Misha can't live. He still doesn't seem to like the ghettos, and obviously doesn't like being as lonely as he is in his out-of-touch social rank. The most interesting part about the setting, is that Misha actually fits into post-soviet Russia better than he would anywhere else in the world. Since he only attended the very exclusive private Accidental College in the US, he was still so out of touch with the life of the average American. The streamlined American life is just so normal to someone like Rouenna. But Misha's fat Jewish Russian self would stick out like none other. The only country awkward enough to accommodate such a sore thumb is dear Russia. So thank god Misha's father killed that man from Oklahoma. An awkward country such as Russia would be just a little less awkward without poor Misha.
The Motherland
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Absurdistan: Setting
Blog Post 2: Setting
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Setting
Monday, March 2, 2009
Week Two
This week's discussion is on Setting. Please POST a 10-sentence comment on setting. Don't forget to comment on 5 other posts on this blog. You have all week to complete this assignment, but waiting is not recommended!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Misha Vainburg
Post 1: misha
Misha Motherland!
Blog #1: Oh Misha...
HOWEVER, though I have no sympathy for Misha, he's as likable as can be. And that is what makes this book so fantastic already.
Misha Vainberg
Blog Post 1: Misha
The defining characteristic of the main character, Misha Vainburg is without a doubt his obesity. Most of his characteristics in one way or another appear to contribute or relate to his massive size. A disturbing portrait of Misha is painted during his first meal in the novel. The ferocity at which Misha eats and the extreme pleasure he gets from eating establishes early on the role of food in his life. He also seems to connect food to his childhood, especially moments spent with his parents. Both Misha's love for his parents and childlike personality are demonstrated by him still calling them 'Mommy' and 'Daddy'. Misha’s sexuality plays a major role in his life and is related to his size. Misha has a sexual relationship with food that is demonstrated by his fondling of his own breasts a meal. It makes sense that someone who likes food this much is obese. One of the funniest and strangest quirks of Misha is his constant reference to his “khui” (meaning penis). Misha also has regular sexual desires, most of which are for his New Yorker girlfriend, Rouenna. I think a major reason that Misha likes Rouenna so much is not just because she is physically attractive, but because she is from the United States. We know that Misha likes the United States very much, and to Misha, Rouenna represents the U.S.A. My favorite part of the book so far was when Misha and Bob were rapping the restaurant boat. Fat, rich, white, Misha in his giant track suit, trying so hard to be ‘gangster’ because it is cool showed the kind of person he is.
Misha Vainberg
One thing that I don't really like about this book is Misha is constantly depressed about something, his depression leads to much of the comedy but I hope that the whole book doesn't have to do with him munching an Ativan.
Misha
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Blog Post 1: Misha Vainburg
Monday, February 23, 2009
Misha Vainburg
Friday, February 20, 2009
Week One!
This week's discussion is on Character. Please POST a 10 sentence comment on character. Don't forget to comment on 5 other posts on this blog. You have all week to complete this assignment, but don't wait until the last minute!!!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
ARE YOU GOING TO READ THIS BOOK?
If so, please comment on this post with your name and hr and answer the following 2 questions by Monday, February 2nd.
1. Why do you want to read this?
2. How are you going to acquire the book?